“When my tomb is left unnoticed and my memory is forgotten, Oh, then I am dead.” Poet Bedros Tourian

reflections

Posted By on April 23, 2015

CHEERFUL REFLECTIONS
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99% of the time “I love you” means
“I want to penetrate your body.”
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As you may have gathered by now,
I don’t have a very high opinion of my fellow men,
beginning with myself.
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The 1% are swine
and 99% of what emanates from the 99%
is crap.
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You want to improve your style?
Delete!
The closer to silence you get the better.
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I became middle-aged in my old age
and I acquired wisdom when I became senile.
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Nobody has ever said
“It is your duty as a member of the human race
to speak kindly of your species
even when they behave like shit.”
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The world cares about us
as much as we care about
Patagonians, Lithuanians, Zulus
or, for that matter,
fellow Armenians.
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perseverance

Posted By on April 22, 2015

ON PERSEVERANCE
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It’s a good thing only
if you are on the right path.
On the wrong path it might as well be
the death of a thousand self-inflicted cuts
or a bad marriage.
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ON THE 73 VIRGINS
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What if they are old hags
with bad breath?
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ON WASTE
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If Planet Earth is the only one with life,
God must love waste.
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POLITICS
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If I live in peace with my neighbors
it’s probably because none of them is in politics.
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ON PRIDE
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As a boy I was so hungry for pride
that I even bragged about Akim Tamirof.
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THAT WHICH WE SHARE
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Both Armenians and Turks share one thing in common:
bad management.
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Q/A
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If you want to know more about the Vatican,
don’t ask the Pope and his small army of cardinals and bishops;
ask Galileo.
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